A “this happened” comic
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
You forgot the most important step! Scream into the other participants mouth until you pass out. This is key to proper make outs.
How many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof?
48 if you’re lucky. But they have to be pretty big pancakes, and something heavy duty (bran pancakes are best for this, as they are technically not meant to be consumed by humans anyhow). If you were to use regular, average size pancakes however, you’d probably need closer to 400. Mind you only a small portion of those would actually be used on your roof, the rest would be for personal consumption and/or throwing at your enemies.
probably my favorite song off the new album
Guys, I don’t know what happened. Suzy LaRue made an album that’s actually good. Like, I can listen to this multiple times, WILLINGLY. I’m scared.
New album is out and available for download on bandcamp! Get it while it’s hot!
The greatest band of our time has finally graced us with a new album!
Did…did Horrible Noises just make Suzy LaRue tolerable? This album is amazing!
this is one of our live tracks… totally improvised
Oh man, that sax player is so good.
Just. Wow.
I bet he’s super good looking, too.
Definitely the hottest band in Chicago! Everyone should bow down to their “suite rife-s”!
